The birth of Boinbase

You’re right, we’re all here for the tech. (Who doesn’t?)

Oh and in case you’re curious about who are the jeets behind Boinbase, let us introduce ourselves.

Professor CumStrong, CEO Of Boinbase

Professor Cumstrong is a well-known blockbrain developer with 89 years of experience in Cumming at the backend. If you haven’t heard of him, you deserved to be cummed hard on. Well, Fun fact: he inspired Ivan on tech.

Logan Chang Peng Zhao, Community Admin of Boinbase

Logan Chang is your friendly neighbourhood community admin in Boinbase.
If anyone ever tries to get into a fight with him, well, good luck being his new best friend. Fun fact : He made Bruce Lee renamed himself as Bruise Lee after a fight.

For those of you who bought Coinbase’s stock yesterday, just know that Boinbase loves you.

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